Maledicte

• Fact 1: I wear an analog watch all the time. Fact 2: I cannot actually tell time on it. I can tell "10 minutes from now" because 10 minutes is two ticks. I can tell 1/4, 1/2, 3/4. Other than that, asking me for the time is probably just a waste of yours, because I will have to count it out. Now, let me tell you a true thing: I've been wearing my watch all day, knowing that I was supposed to set it back an hour at 2am this morning, and not noticing that it was wrong. Because the minute hand was always where it should be.

Congrats, self. You will never be a true adult.

And before you say it, digital clocks are worse. They mean I have to do math.

• I am currently 4 pages into a 8-12 page paper. It will probably be 10 pages when I am done with it. This paper is due tomorrow. I am not worried, really. I have so many things to say about this topic.

• NaNoWriMo starts tomorrow for me. I am looking forward to it. Not writing original fiction and working on my paper for the first week of NaNo has been hard, but pretty necessary. This paper is way more important at the moment. Alas. Still, even though I might not win this year, I will get as far as I can. That is my only goal.

• I am eating a burned quesadilla for a snack. Nomnomnom. It would be better if it wasn't burned, but eh. Dinner is in an hour or so anyway, so whatevs.

• I made a Tumblr. I'm not using it so much yet, because my internet won't load it—thank you internet for making sure I stay mostly focused on my paper—but you can find it here.

• Paperpaperpaperpaperpaper.