Troy

[cerulean_sky]

Well, I'll say this for the movie. It's damn pretty.

I went to that movie with the expectaion that they would butcher the story of the Trojan War, but that there would be pretty people so I would be satisfied anyway. I came out of that movie with my expectations filled.


Orlando Bloom doesn't do Paris justice. He doesn't. But he's very pretty. He's got some amazing facial expressions. Like when he's battling with Menalaus, and he crawls back to his brother. The absolute terror on his face is amazing. He looks like a wounded puppy.

And I really liked how Eric Bana portrayed Hector. He was amazing.

They tried to de-gayed what should have been an extrememly gay movie, and yet, that movie was still, really really gay. I was watching it thinking, "Wow, they're sleeping together... and they're sleeping together... And those two... Hm, and those two're sleeping together..." It was amusing.


More when I have a brain to think about it.

Must get Troy icons. XD

Comments

[introductory.livejournal.com]

Wait... who was sleeping with each other???

My parents won't let me see Troy! *cries* But you will tell me everything so you will have seen it for me ^^

[cerulean-sky.livejournal.com]

Wait, will your parents not let you see it because it's rated R?

(Which in itself is highly amusing. This movie is not that bad. There is nothing in it, excpet some dangerously low shots on Brad Pitt. XD )

So, Achilles was sleeping with Patroclus, Eudoris, and Hector. Paris and Hector were sleeping together. Odysseus and Achilles. Hm... who else? I dunno... Gimme time and I'll remember more... XD

[darsabre.livejournal.com]

yes,dangerous shots of brad the naked women from the 1st scene... and the full rear nudity on brad when he is with briseus.


ooh ooh! priam and achilles, definately. achilles briseus(lol). agamemnon and odysseus(ew, but true).ajax and achilles " it is an honor to fight with you" thing lead me to believe that. helen and priam.

[cerulean-sky.livejournal.com]

Dude. Helen was sleeping with everyfrikkin'body. With Hector, with Andromache... So much with the sleeping around...

[darsabre.livejournal.com]

was restrained by my good taste. my temptatlion was to write this at the end. " helen and odysseus. helen and agamemnon. helen and commoner's #124 through 378 inclusive, in a row. helen and the statue of apollo. helen and the sword of troy. helen and a sheep"

[cerulean-sky.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO!

... *pauses*

*cracks up again*

XD XD XD

[darsabre.livejournal.com]

I live to entertain, milady. as does helen. I just normally keep my clothes on.

[cerulean-sky.livejournal.com]

Yes but considering her, I'm sure, since she has no brains, the only way for her to entertain is with no clothes. Not that we mind...

[introductory.livejournal.com]

Seems pretty slashy to me... perhaps my parents already heard about the homosexual overtones? And yes, the rated R thing is pretty big with the parental units... Only three more years to go!

[cerulean-sky.livejournal.com]

It wasn't really that slashy. You just have to be me. Or my friends.

[introductory.livejournal.com]

I have the amazingly bad habit of slashing anything with two male characters in it. I was watching a documentary in biology and all I could think about was how cute the narrators would have looked together ^^

[cerulean-sky.livejournal.com]

Dude, you know you're bad when you are listening to a tape of a french dialogue, and all you can think of is, "Wow, slash even on french tapes..."

[introductory.livejournal.com]

I think Ernie and Bert look hot together ^^

[cerulean-sky.livejournal.com]

Ok, that's too far...

*backs away*

[introductory.livejournal.com]

I mean... Nevermind >.>