cerulean_sky: ([spml] i am amused)
the dark cavalier ([personal profile] cerulean_sky) wrote2007-09-10 09:18 pm
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In which Sky contemplates.

So. How exactly does one seduce one's dance instructor?

(I am taking ballroom dance lessons. I had the first one today. It was wonderful. The instructor is hot.)

[identity profile] lux-alexander.livejournal.com 2007-09-11 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
You get very good at dancing, and then you throw yourself at him while trying not to break him.

[identity profile] cerulean-sky.livejournal.com 2007-09-11 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Would that really work? *thinkathinka*

[identity profile] lux-alexander.livejournal.com 2007-09-11 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Possibly, although only if he's actually straight. No straight man can resist you, but a few gay men might be able to.

That said, I'm really glad you enjoyed the class.

[identity profile] cerulean-sky.livejournal.com 2007-09-11 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Hm... So, any bets as to which way he swings? (Ahahahahaha, dance pun.)

[identity profile] lux-alexander.livejournal.com 2007-09-11 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Oh honey, I can tell you that. He swings very well.

Actually, he's a tough call, My instinct before I talked to him was gay, but he could go either way. We need to study him some more.

Oh, the other way that might help is to get him for some private lessons.

[identity profile] cerulean-sky.livejournal.com 2007-09-11 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
His voice sounds a lot like my ex, so my instinct is to peg him at straight. Also, his humor makes me want to say he's straight. But that might just be wishful thinking.

And, interestingly, I was thinking about that. I wanted to know if there was a way to take more than 4 classes, without signing up for sections one after the other. So yeah. Mwahahaha. (Also, this wishing for private lessons had nothing to do with wanting to jump his bones. Apparently I missed dancing.)

[identity profile] lux-alexander.livejournal.com 2007-09-11 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
They have various packages, talk to Vanessa about it.

Also, if you want some private lessons for dance, and not jump his bones, they do a package of private lessons that two people take together. If you're interested, I'd be totally up for splitting it.

[identity profile] cerulean-sky.livejournal.com 2007-09-11 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
If I decided to take private lessons it would be because I wanted to dance again and I don't want to take ballet. (Actually, I can't take ballet. My ankles probably wouldn't survive a third stint.) It wouldn't be because I wanted to jump him. (Though honestly, nice bonus, that.)

[identity profile] lskull86.livejournal.com 2007-09-11 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Not that hard, you just have to watch his trot, hear his accent, and see if he cuddles his neighbor. (Ah dance puns, good thing I used to date a dancer :-p).

[identity profile] cerulean-sky.livejournal.com 2007-09-11 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
*rolls eyes* Dude, only I should be allowed to make bad dance puns. I'm the one dancing.

[identity profile] cerulean-sky.livejournal.com 2007-09-11 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
No, that might break my ankles.

(That was nice, though. I approve.)

[identity profile] dusktodawn.livejournal.com 2007-09-11 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
flap your lashes at him girl! WORK IT!

Sache! Sache! Sache la la la!

[identity profile] cerulean-sky.livejournal.com 2007-09-11 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles* It's ballroom dancing, too, so you get to nance around with another person. It's fun!