the dark cavalier (
cerulean_sky
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2006
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In which Sky memes.
The Detailed Starship Quiz
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Spaceship Name
Spaceship Size
VW Bug
Sedan
Jet Fighter
Fishing Yacht
Tractor-Trailer
Attack Submarine
Nuclear Missile Submarine
Aircraft Carrier
Queen Mary Luxury Liner
Manhattan
How is the spaceship piloted?
Yoke
Stick
As above, plus plenty of two-pole switches and buttons that light up when pressed
Touch screens
There's one guy with a joystick in each hand, and we all just watch him
Neural interface
A full-body harness
The pilot must be suspended in goo
Some inscrutible alien attached to the ship does it
Rock Music
Marvin Gaye's Sexual Piloting
The main control is a teddy bear; piloting is by strategically hugging it
Passive-aggressive banter with ship's computer
The Time Lords or Somebody tells us where to go
Thinking really hard about the destination
How is the spaceship powered?
Fission
Fusion
Antimatter
Irradiating Crystals
Rock Music
Coal-fired Steam
Wood-burning Steam
Gasoline
Love
Forcing two people who can't stand each other to make out on the bridge
Baby seals
Smiles
Dimensional Anomaly
By feeding the alien creature that's the engine
Sexual Frustration
Earl Gray Tea
Milk
Water
Garbage
Tickling a member of an alien species while it's hooked up to the reactor
Ostrich or Chicken Critters on Treadmills
What's the upholstery like on the seats?
Hard Plastic
Soft Plastic
Cloth Upholstery
Leather Upholstery
Cloth like a Louis XIV Couch
That gel stuff they put on bike seats
Beanbag chairs
Inflatable chairs
Vinyl
Baby Seal
Brushed Aluminum
How do you see outside the spaceship?
Portholes
Large, hopefully sturdy windows
Big flat screen
Holographic projector in center of bridge
Small screens near each station
Wristwatch TVs
The power of imagination
The computer narrates like a movie for the blind
The computer sings an Australian songline
What's the spaceship's primary purpose?
Pleasure
Exploration
Combat
Cargo Hauling
Garbage Disposal
Science
Agriculture
Raw Materials Extraction
Transportation
Communications
Smuggling
Gambling
Spreading Love and Happiness
Rock Music
Other
What's the Captain's catchphrase?
Main Weapon System:
P-Cannon
Main Defensive System:
Cloaking Device
Chance of catastrophic failure at critical moments
85%
Voice of the ship's computer:
insomnikat
Finds mandatory uniform unflattering:
turnedskyward
Looks sexy in mandatory uniform:
mincedniku
Ripped sleeves off mandatory uniform:
mincedniku
Spends an unhealthy amount of time in the weapons locker:
anthonyjcrowley
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I like this though. I am a pirate. And Minced Niku would look hot in the mandatory uniform with the sleeves ripped off. XD
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gules
2006-06-15 02:01 am (UTC)
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You
look sexy in
my
mandatory uniform. Also, Benedict is the voice of the ship's computer, and my main defensive system is a big umbrella.
Really.
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cerulean-sky.livejournal.com
2006-06-15 02:03 am (UTC)
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Why, thank you dah-link!
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darsabre.livejournal.com
2006-06-15 02:08 am (UTC)
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85. ow. pardon me if when I visit I stay near the escape capsues all the time. or the airlock.
when I did it, my ship was a LOT safer:P
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when I did it, my ship was a LOT safer:P