We're definitely related.

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Me: *tries to take a bite of rice, and drops some food in my dad's beer* Crap. >.> <.< >.> (I swear I actually did the shifty eyes thing too.)
My Dad: Did you just drop food in my beer?
Me: *laughing* Yes.
Dad: *stares at me for a moment and then starts to laugh* You're so lame!
Me: *can't stop laughing*
Dad: *peers at the beer, and then drinks it*
Me: *still laughing* Ew! And you drink it anyway? Ew!
Dad: I had to drink it before the rice flavre soaked in!
Me: *falls over, still laughing* Ew!

And earlier:
Me: So I took this test online–
Dad: What level of Hell you're in?
Me: *pause* Uh, no. I've taken that one though. I end up in 6, 7, or 8, depending on my mood at that time.
Dad: I got into 2.
Me: *blink* Right. Anyway. I took a mental disorder test and–
Dad: I got Borderline.
Me: *blink, blink* Yeah, I got everything but that.
Dad: *sarcastic* Great.
Me: Why didn't you get more things?
Dad: *glances at me*
Me: I mean... *goes back to my room*

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Your dad sounds like a really cool cat. :D