How My Dad's Mind Work ( or proof that it doesn't ) & Like Father Like Dauther

[cerulean_sky]

Tonight's Exchange:

Dad: *get out juice and sees he has a cut on his finger. Goes to the bathroom to put a bandaid on it comes out mumbling* I have a whole other jew on my finger. ( Note: What he actually said was, "I have a whole bunch of goo on my finger." but that's not what Sky heard. And he was talking about Neosporin.)
Me: What?!
Dad: ...I have goo on my finger?
Me: *blinks* ...oh.
Dad: *starts to leave the room*
Me: You aren't going to leave the juice out are you?
Dad: Oh, right. I should put that away. *starts to put it back in the fridge*
Me: So... you aren't going to have any then? *looks pointedly at the empty glass*
Dad: *blink* Oh... I guess not...

Yeah... we're weird... And I have no idea why I thought this was LJ worthy. ^.^;;

Comments

[ravenpirate.livejournal.com]

*snicker* I love it when parents are retards.

[cerulean-sky.livejournal.com]

It was soooo funny. And also when we were in the supermarket and I was like, "Hurry! Hurry! You're killing me!" And my dad was like, "Stop complaining!" I fell off the cart and started cracking up. XD