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cerulean_sky) wrote2004-06-16 04:24 pm
cerulean_sky) wrote2004-06-16 04:24 pm
Women and... men.
My boyfriend and I are talking about fanfiction, in regards to the new meme that's going around ( search for your name on ff.net and see what comes up ) upon finding my name with Legolas in a romance fic. My boyfriend says something along the lines of, "That's someone's personal fantasy."
After which we got into a whole thing about guys having sex with Mr. Bloom because of his extreme female-ness.
Me: It's Orlando Bloom! He's practically a woman!
Him: So you'd have sex with a good looking female actress?
Me: *without a pause* Mm hm!
Him: *pause* ...Can I watch?
Me: I think I should have been smart enough to see that coming...
And there we have the difference between men and women-- wait. No. Nevermind...
After which we got into a whole thing about guys having sex with Mr. Bloom because of his extreme female-ness.
Me: It's Orlando Bloom! He's practically a woman!
Him: So you'd have sex with a good looking female actress?
Me: *without a pause* Mm hm!
Him: *pause* ...Can I watch?
Me: I think I should have been smart enough to see that coming...
And there we have the difference between men and women-- wait. No. Nevermind...