Women and... men.

[cerulean_sky]

My boyfriend and I are talking about fanfiction, in regards to the new meme that's going around ( search for your name on ff.net and see what comes up ) upon finding my name with Legolas in a romance fic. My boyfriend says something along the lines of, "That's someone's personal fantasy."

After which we got into a whole thing about guys having sex with Mr. Bloom because of his extreme female-ness.

Me: It's Orlando Bloom! He's practically a woman!

Him: So you'd have sex with a good looking female actress?

Me: *without a pause* Mm hm!

Him: *pause* ...Can I watch?

Me: I think I should have been smart enough to see that coming...

And there we have the difference between men and women-- wait. No. Nevermind...

Comments

[dusktodawn.livejournal.com]

you should make matters worse and tell him that if i weren't married already i'd give him a run for his money XD
TAMA/LIV love all the way!! lol

egads i'm a dork <3

[cerulean-sky.livejournal.com]

Dude, if some of my female friends weren't hooked up... he'd have A LOT of competition... But of course, you'd be first on the list... ♥

*glomps you*

[dusktodawn.livejournal.com]

sweet nubbs!
heeeeeeeeeeeee
*glompage to teh third degree*

[cerulean-sky.livejournal.com]

:*

[dusktodawn.livejournal.com]

:*

[darsabre.livejournal.com]

wouldnt want to try that with my name. "ben?" toooo many responses.

[cerulean-sky.livejournal.com]

You ever think that maybe there is a reason that I don't have conversations like that with you?

[darsabre.livejournal.com]

yes I do. the bad jokes. the sooo many bad jokes.

[cerulean-sky.livejournal.com]

Bingo!

[darsabre.livejournal.com]

you do realize that all you have to do to stop them is ask me not to right? I do have control I just often chose not to exercise it fully ( I tell about 30% of the jokes that appear to me)

[cerulean-sky.livejournal.com]

MEh... I don't care that much... I just have to make sure that I don't give you as many joke openings...

[darsabre.livejournal.com]

which is impossible so long as you are speaking english.

[cerulean-sky.livejournal.com]

I don't though... Not really...

[darsabre.livejournal.com]

you dont really speak english?

[cerulean-sky.livejournal.com]

Nvm.

[darsabre.livejournal.com]

actually, now that I think of it you somewhat dont...

[cerulean-sky.livejournal.com]

See? It's like I speak some odd dialect...

[darsabre.livejournal.com]

obviously you are meant to be speaking elvish. *has declared you an elf. a long time ago.*

[beautifullydone.livejournal.com]

don't tell me you're a crazy lesbian too :(

[cerulean-sky.livejournal.com]

I dunno?

[beautifullydone.livejournal.com]

wait

wtf

there's a 'thing about guys having sex with bloom because he's a girl'?

how did i miss this?

*confused~*

[cerulean-sky.livejournal.com]

*so cracking up*

[dacro.livejournal.com]

hee hee!

I had the same conversation with Rod today!
heh.

[cerulean-sky.livejournal.com]

Well, it's true!!

[dacro.livejournal.com]

*nods*
:D