Friends with benefits

I have done more kissing in the last month than I have in all the years I've actually wanted to kiss someone.

( Which is to say, I can finally understand why kisses are nice. )

LAPTOP

LAPTOP.

Ok, so here's the question: I now have a fucking whore of a desktop, and a nice sleek courtesan of a laptop. So... what do I name them? Ideas? ( If it helps, the desktop is a five year old blue iMac, and the laptop is a new-ish and white and nice to me. )

ETA: Oh, that also means that my whole computer systems are out of whack. I have email on one computer but not the other... and what not... And I'm too lazy to hook them up again. Gr. I'll do it this weekend.