In the game of Life...
Aug. 23rd, 2004 12:35 amWas playing life today with Liza's little brother, and the car I pulled out already had a driver. It was male, and I was perfectly fine with that. And then we started playing. Fairly early in the game you get married. I told Jax to pull out a random figure thingum and hand it to me.
It was also male.
"We're in California! Gay marriage!" - Jax ( We aren't though, which is another reason this was amusing. )
So woot! I was "playing" the gay couple!
So, then I land on "Baby Girl!" Um, ok...
Then I land on, "Twins!" And I made Jax give me twin boys. "I dun wanna 'nother girl..." is what I whined at him.
And after that, I land on "Baby Girl!"
I was the only person in the game who had a full car of children. And I was the gay couple.
And here's what I leaned during this game of life: I am never having children.
Why?: Because not too long after that I paid $50,000 per child to send them all to college.
Kids are so not happening.
In other news...
My dad said that he thinks I can get my driver's permit while I'm here, and then on the way back to NY I can practice driving on like, backroads and things, and in NY when we get there, and then I can get my license here next summer.
I love my dad sometimes. He makes me so happy when he says things like this.
It was also male.
"We're in California! Gay marriage!" - Jax ( We aren't though, which is another reason this was amusing. )
So woot! I was "playing" the gay couple!
So, then I land on "Baby Girl!" Um, ok...
Then I land on, "Twins!" And I made Jax give me twin boys. "I dun wanna 'nother girl..." is what I whined at him.
And after that, I land on "Baby Girl!"
I was the only person in the game who had a full car of children. And I was the gay couple.
And here's what I leaned during this game of life: I am never having children.
Why?: Because not too long after that I paid $50,000 per child to send them all to college.
Kids are so not happening.
In other news...
My dad said that he thinks I can get my driver's permit while I'm here, and then on the way back to NY I can practice driving on like, backroads and things, and in NY when we get there, and then I can get my license here next summer.
I love my dad sometimes. He makes me so happy when he says things like this.