Because I couldn't resist.

[cerulean_sky]

If you had me alone... locked up in your room and I had to do whatever you wanted me to, what would you do with me? (Seriously, ANYTHING goes, and you won't get in trouble.)

All comments will be screened (because I think I should and that's how this meme goes), and nothing you write will be held against you.

Reply and then repost this in your journal. You might be surprised with the responses you get. They could make you laugh, smile, or something altogether different. Or perhaps not...

Comments

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I'd probably..just ask you questions. Watch some TV. Get to know you as a person. And not just someone I have friended on LJ.

[cerulean-sky.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[elfypiratequeen.livejournal.com]

If I had you locked up in my room, I would want to do things with you that couldn't be done in my room, like take you to my favorite beach and my redwoods to meet my tree and my backyard to meet my cats and my other tree and to my bookstore and I would force you to a really good (kosher!) sushi place and make you meet my interesting people. I'd probably babble a lot to you about random things. Hopefully you would babble back.

Also, you would have to see Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, because it's the greatest movie ever, even if you've already seen it.

I would also cuddle you, because you are cuddleable.

[cerulean-sky.livejournal.com]

There would be lots of me following you around and having fun, me thinks.

And I like cuddling. :D

[masteroftrouble.livejournal.com]

First, I'd make sure I had my special bag of goodies with me. Then I would ask you to get reeeeeeeeal comfortable on the bed (clothes or not, they're optional). Of course, then I would have to get comfortable myself. I'd crawl up next to you slowly, making sure that the bed doesn't move too much. Oh, and I would take my special bag with me. Because we all know that my special bag is needed and, well, special. After making sure you were comfortable (reeeeeeeal comfortable) next to me, I would have you real into my special bag and pull out whatever you wanted us to use. Don't worry, you can choose more later.

This one? You want to use this above all others?

All right, if you insist. Don't blame me if you cry though. I would then open it and situate us both on the bed to make the positions comfortable before begining...

"Once upon a time, there was a lion cub named Simba..."

[tcideneb.livejournal.com]

I'd teach you how to screen comments...

-B.

[cerulean-sky.livejournal.com]

I unscreened ones that weren't kinky. Yours is screened, isn't it?

[cerulean-sky.livejournal.com]

I am laughing so hard right now. So. Hard.

[masteroftrouble.livejournal.com]

^_^ I'm glad you enjoyed your special treat!!!