Johnny Depp--okay, would probably look good no matter what. (Seen Before Night Falls? Not the greatest movie, but Johnny Depp plays "the heartthrob of the prison"--the gay prison in Cuba. He's a drag queen named Bonbon. And also a closeted soldier.) Sean Bean--not pretty enough all awake and things to make me think he'd be all pretty when he woke up in the morning.

Ouch. Bad pun. I wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't mentioned it. I suppose I'll REALLY have to see it now, if it's squeaky enough to merit bad puns.

You picked an awfully good time to do that...