Tell me what's up!

AS most of you know I've been banned from the internet for about a month. (If you didn't know this, then you have been away longer than I have, and my heart goes out to you.) I can't read all of my flist, as it's just to big to catch up on everything that's happened since I was banned.

So. Tell me the highlights of your life of the last month. Tell me what you've been up to, and any interesting things that have happened. Please tell! I'm interested to know what all my friends have been up to!!