If I had you locked up in my room, I would want to do things with you that couldn't be done in my room, like take you to my favorite beach and my redwoods to meet my tree and my backyard to meet my cats and my other tree and to my bookstore and I would force you to a really good (kosher!) sushi place and make you meet my interesting people. I'd probably babble a lot to you about random things. Hopefully you would babble back.

Also, you would have to see Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, because it's the greatest movie ever, even if you've already seen it.

I would also cuddle you, because you are cuddleable.